Beach Sex Vs. Waterfall Sex

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How many different ways are there to bring a woman to orgasm? If you discount sexting pic of your cockadoodledoo, the number is still well over the amount of books you’ve read in your life. But rather than change something about yourself, which requires effort and dedication, simply change your surroundings. Other than coating your mushroom tip in cocaine, the best way to stimulate a woman’s unforbidden area is to take a trip to the great outdoors.

Option 1: Beach
Option 2: Waterfall

Beach Sex

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The ocean side provides a sexy atmosphere in which to consummate your love. Rolling waves and wind-blown trees flip a girl’s switch faster than 9.8 m/second, which is how quickly seagull poo falls from the sky to Earth.

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Advantages: Can get a tan, easy cleanup
Disadvantages: Crowds, sand/seashells
Chances a fiddler crab picks at your balloon knot: 17%

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Waterfall Sex

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The sound of water falling from a cliff and hitting a pool of water below is a straight up aphrodisiac. Lemme put it this way. If the girl you’re hooking up with was a dude, he’d be so horny that his shlong would be longer and harder than yours (before she turned into a dude.) The area behind a waterfall is cozy and delightful, the perfect place to get it on.

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Advantages: Privacy
Disadvantages: Hard, uncomfortable surface
Chances you loose footing on a wet, mossy rock and rupture your nut sac: 70%

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The common advantage that comes from getting laid in these two areas is that women look sexy when they are wet. 

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Beach Sex Vs. Waterfall Sex