In today’s plast from the blast or whatever, I want to give a shout out to a few things near and dear to my heart that are no more. New is good, for sure, but some things get replaced before their time. The first of which is…
Mr. Pibb was my favorite soft drink until it was transformed into Pibb X-tra. I personally like the goofy face on the can.
Apparently, the majority of people didn’t enjoy Sprite Remix as well I did. This stuff was great! Fruity, fizzy, and delicious.
The Taco Bell Dog
I much prefer the slogan “Yo quiero Taco Bell” much more than “Think outside the bun.” But some stupid Hispanic had some sand in her vagina that she couldn’t get out and had to go and blame Taco Bell. Apparently the slogan was racist. Can anyone explain that to me?
The 1972 Corvette
…Ahhh, perfect bliss. My favorite model. Anyone have one in their garage they want to sell me?