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The guy in this mugshot may have bitten off a little more than he can chew this time.

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While I’m unsure exactly what this guy was arrested for (although I think it may have been drug related), an X ray discovered a crack pipe in his stomach upon arrival at the St. Lucie County jail in Florida. From what I’ve seen on cops and other jail-type shows, criminals have 2 ways of disposing of things when confronted by the police. They either eat it, or shove it up their butt. I think this guy definitely took the preferred method of disposing of the crack pipe, however pooping it out is going to seriously hurt. I’ve seen some weird stuff in X rays on television either in the anus or stomach, so much so that this little crack pipe seems insignificant.

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I mean seriously. Someone desperate enough to hide a gun in their ass must be desperate not to go back to prison. I don’t even want to know what it felt like to have to shove a hand cannon up there, but I know for sure I’m glad I’ll never have to find out.

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And these scissors, well that’s just sick. It’s not illegal to have scissors obviously, so whoever did that must have just been doing it for the sick pleasure. Kinda scary to think that there are people out there like that.
So in the grand scheme of things, a little crack pipe probably isn’t the worst thing to have show up on an X ray, but it’s definitely not the best either. Not only is this guy gonna have to shoot shards out of his body in a prison toilet, he’s probably going to get a paraphernalia charge on top of it. Should’ve just smashed it or something.
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Breakfast Of Champions?