Charlie Sheen is furious over the fact that Farrah Abraham leaked their private text messages to the media, so much so that he sent her a letter of rejection that is the most EPIC rejection letter you’ll ever read!
Charlie, as we all know, is NOT one to hold back, and begins the letter by calling the reality star a, “desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.” Check out the letter in it’s entirety below.
hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
If you recall, we reported yesterday that Farrah reached out to Charlie in hopes of scoring herself a role on his show “Anger Management.” The pair exchanged several text messages to which the pornstar brazenly asked the actor out for a ‘children’s playdate or coffee.’ There was a little flirting happening before and now there’s some major rejection happening now!