Facebook has developed a new App that helps you find friends to bang. The name of the App is “Bang with Friends” and it’ll reveal which of your friends “is down to bang for the night” with discretion and only as long as there’s mutual interest. Buzzfeed explains the details:
“Clicking “Down to Bang” on any one of these people’s faces shouldn’t notify them that you’ve done so unless they click “Down to Bang” below YOUR face, too. This part seems to work — fellow FWD editors and I tested the selection process on each other, and only received notification emails once the (experiment-only!) “Down to Bang”-ness was mutual.”
Here’s the interesting part, when you go to test out the App or authorize it for real, it shows you which of your friends are already using it. Wouldn’t that be a major buzz-kill if you do want to get laid. What good is anonymity if Facebook blows your cover, right – especially if you’re out trolling for sex? But I guess you should expect that with a Facebook App – anonymous doesn’t REALLY mean anonymous to them!
Buzzfeed tested the App and said this,
“When you log into the app, you’ll see a screen filled with your Facebook friends of the opposite sex. (The faces you’ll see certainly aren’t chosen for compatibility or even availability — included in my choices are coworkers, gay guys, married folks, and, in a particularly gross oversight, my little brother.)”
The best part is, this could just all be a big joke, as this is what the “How To” page looks like on the App:
What do you think – is this Facebook App serious or a joke?