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Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital and is being treated for an aneurysm located near his heart. All respect in the world to Ron Jeremy, he is a god among insects, but I’m surprised this blood-filled balloon-like bulge didn’t burst inside his 9 inch dong. God knows he has a collection blood vessels in that area.

Ron’s manager, Mike Esterman, reported that the 59-year-old ex-porn star drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined his hairy body and discovered the aneurysm.

According to Esterman, Ron’s condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He’s currently being prepped for surgery.

Ron Jeremy In Critical Condition