It’s tattoo time–our countdown of 5 badass tattoos and 5 really gay tattoos. We begin with…
10. Flesh-eating fish. Piranha.
9. Vague, looping words and dragonflies
8. Skinless foot
7. $19.95 pair of headphones and two generic stars
Verdict: Pretty damn gay.
6. Black Widow Spider
Verdict: Badass, but somewhat gay. This tattoo is a female repellent, so a bit gay it is.
5. Rainbow colored shooting stars
Verdict: Gay (Gay pride, but still a piss poor tattoo)
4. Great white shark
One of the best tattoos ever. I’m sure he tells everybody that the tattoo is the semblance of the real shark that bit off the arm in the first place.
3. Mr. Cool Ice
Verdict: Laughably gay
2. Spider-Man inside
1. Christ smooching his butt buddy
Verdict: Bibically gay